Every morning I wake up
With a headcount of how many bruises I have to hide
I slap on my make-up
That I stole from my best friend's girlfriend's best friend's side
And I plaster a smile on my face
'Cause disaster could strike any day

I wake up and my mom is dead
My dad could die of a heart attack
My best friend just might kill me if
The hunters don't yet get to him
And Derek could kill everyone
The Alpha could kill everyone
Hell, I sure could kill everyone
But at least I'm prepared
For the worst case scenario

Every morning I wake up
With a headache--that is if I went to sleep at all
I might pop a Xanax,
Maybe an aspirin, lorazepam, or adderall
And I warm up my limbs and vocal cords
And these would be the losses I can't afford

'Cause I wake up and my mom is dead
My dad could die of a heart attack
My best friend just might kill me if
The hunters don't yet get to him
And Derek could leave Beacon Hills
Lydia might not wake up still
I might overdose on my pills
But at least I'm prepared
For the worst case scenario

'Cause I wake up and my mom is dead
My dad ate greasy foods again
It's my fault that Scott got bit
At least he still has Allison
But I'm quite useless to the pack
They might leave and they won't come back
My dad might pick up on my tracks
And my boyfriend's going to leave me
They might tell me that I'm wrong
But all my family might be gone
Derek finally might move on
But at least I'm prepared
For the Worst Case Scenario

Every morning I wake up
With a headcount of how many things might go awry
I'll say them to myself
Not soft enough for a werewolf to reply and lay out
The Best Case Scenario