Thank you, Captain America
Your input is just so invaluable
Your presence is oh so unbearable
Existence is just quite the miracle
For all the time spent as a Capsicle
I'm sure for you, the army was flexible
'Cause you're the only tail around accessible
So here's to Captain America

You get on me about my drinking
I think it's because you can't get smashed
Well, Steve-o that shit ain't my problem
Just like how this future's come too fast

And I know that you wish that you were dead
See that special snowflake, yeah the one that's in your head
You think you're the exception branded white-blue-red
There's nothing you can s hay to me that Pepper hasn't said
You mean nothing more to me both on or off my bed
Go on, hit me, you're the perfect gentleman

I guess that Howard'd
rise from his grave to actually make me play nice
But I never wanted to impress him, no

You get on me, about my sex life
I think it's because you think I'm straight
Well, Tony, that shit ain't my problem
I'd do better than you any day

And I know that you wish that you were dead
See that special snowflake, yeah the one that's in your head
You think you're the exception branded gold and hot-rod red
There's nothing you can say to me that Bucky hasn't said
You mean nothing more to me both on or off my bed
Go on, hit me, you're the perfect gentleman

I guess that Howard'd
rise from his grave to actually make me play fair
But I never wanted t o impress him, no

Thank you, Captain America
Your input is just so invaluable
Your presence is oh so unbearable
Existence is just quite the miracle
For all the time spent as a Capsicle
I'm sure for you, the army was flexible
'Cause you're the only tail around accessible
So here's to Captain America
Thank you, Captain America